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Witch Hook titlecardJake: Witch Hook.

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Captain Hook: Step lively, men! Back aboard the Jolly Roger at once!

Bones: [exclaiming]

Sharky: A floatin' treasure chest! Ha-ha! That be a new one.

Mr. Smee: [gasping] Careful, Cap'n. That's the mark of the Sea Witch. Dare not touch it!

Captain Hook: Nonsense! It's mine! Bilge rats! A mirror?

Magic Mirror: Ask a question if you dare. I tell the truth, so beware.

Captain Hook: Mirror, mirror, from the chest, who is braver than the rest?

Magic Mirror: Over the sea and golden sand, Jake is the bravest in Never Land.

Captain Hook: Blast that buccaneer boy! If only there was a way to prove that I am truly the bravest.

Magic Mirror: I can help you find a way, but first you must do as I say. Hop on one foot, then scratch an itch.

Captain Hook: Hop on one foot, scratch an itch.

Magic Mirror: Zim, zam, zing! Turn into a witch!

Captain Hook: Turn into a...?!

Mr. Smee: Wha...? Oh, my!

Captain Hook: Zounds! You tricked me!

Magic Mirror: Captain, do not look so sour, for now you have great magic power.

Captain Hook: Really? Let's see. Get ready for me magic power. Zim, zam, zing! Turn this rock into a flower. Warts and worms, it worked! With me magic, I can prove I am the bravest one in Never Land, not Jake! Zim, zam, zing! [cackling] Follow me, you swabs!

Cubby: Nine pirate... Ten! Ready or not, mateys, here I come! Ha! Tagged ya!

Captain Hook: Help! I need someone brave to save me! I need... Jake!

Jake: Hold on, Captain Hook! I'm coming! Where are you?

Captain Hook: Here I am, puny pirate! Zim, zam, zing! From now on, you'll be afraid of everything!

Jake: What... What just happened?

Captain Hook: Boo!

Jake: Aah! Save me!

Izzy: Jake, what's wrong?

Jake: I... I'm not sure.

Mr. Smee: Sorry, sea pups. The wicked Sea Witch's magic mirror turned the cap'n into a witch.

Bones: And he put a scaredy-pirate spell over Jake.

Captain Hook: Precisely! And now that your little leader is afraid of everything, I am the bravest! My work here is done.

Cubby: Aw, coconuts! How are we gonna break that spell over Jake?

Izzy: Maybe Misty the Wonderful Witch can help. Mateys, let's go see Misty and find a way to break the spell over Jake. (to the viewers) Keep a lookout for gold doubloons.

Skully: Is everybody ready?

Jake: [stammering] Got my sword.

Cubby: My map!

Izzy: My Pixie Dust!

Cubby: Yo-ho, let's go!

Song: Yo Ho Mateys Away:

Yo-ho, mateys, away
 

There'll be treasure and adventure today
Let's go!
Heave-ho, here we go
Together as a team
Jake and the Never Land pirates...
And me

Izzy: And that's why Jake is so afraid, Misty. Can you break the spell?

Misty: I can try. By the power of roses and sparrows that sing, return Jake's bravery, so he won't fear a thing!

Cubby: Did it work?

Skully: Boo!

Jake: Aah!

Misty: Oh, I'm sorry. The spell is too powerful, even for me. But there is a way to break it. Jake needs to take a dip in Washaway Falls. Its water can wash away any magic spell.

Cubby: Check it out! Washaway Falls isn't too far from here.

Izzy: Thanks for your help, Misty!

Misty: Oh, good luck, pirate friends.

[frog croaks]

Jake: [hollering]

Cubby: Gotcha!

Izzy: Wow! That was really brave, Cubby!

Cubby: Nah, I'm always brave when it comes to helping my mateys.

Skully: Well, let's get moving before anything else spooks Jake.

Captain Hook: Fie and frogs' legs! I can't let those scurvy scrubs get to Washaway Falls and break the spell. Mirror, mirror, from the chest, who is braver than the rest?

Magic Mirror: Witch Hook, what a buffoon, ye be, for Cubby is far more brave than ye.

Captain Hook: Cubby? That puniest of puny pirates can't be braver than me! I shall get him out of me way! Then I'll be the bravest one of all. [cackling]

Cubby: Oh, no! Hot lava rocks! To reach Washaway Falls, we've gotta cross this bridge.

Jake: [stammering] No way! I might fall!

Izzy: You can do it, Jake. We'll be right here with you, every step of the way.

Captain Hook: [cackling] Watch your step! Look around! And have fun as this bridge jumps up and down!

Jake, Izzy, & Cubby: [exclaiming]

Cubby: Guys! I can't hold on much longer!

Jake: [stammering] I... wish I could help, but I'm too afraid to move!

Izzy: Hang on, Cubby! Grab this vine!

Cubby: Thanks, Iz!

Izzy: You're welcome. Okay, Jake, now let's get you safely across.

Jake, Izzy, Cubby, & Skully: One step at a time.

Captain Hook: So, mirror, mirror, from the chest, who is braver than the rest?

Magic Mirror: Witch Hook, ye be a simple knave. Izzy is, by far, more brave.

Captain Hook: Izzy?! Bested by another puny pirate. How can this be? I shall not rest until I prove that I am the bravest one in all of Never Land! Mark my words!

Cubby: All right! Washaway Falls is just over this hill.

Jake: B-But what if Witch Hook finds us before we get there?

Captain Hook: No need to wonder anymore, scaredy-pirate, because I have found you!

Jake: [shrieking]

Skully: Run!

Captain Hook: I'll get you, me puny pirates!

Cubby: Izzy! This is an emergency!

Izzy: I'm on it! Pixie Dust a...

Captain Hook: Zim, zam, zing!

Izzy: Yay-hey, no way!

Captain Hook: Correction! No "Pixie Dust away!" Zim, zam, zing!

Izzy & Cubby: [yelling]

Izzy: Jake! You're the only one who can save us! Use my Pixie Dust!

Jake: All by myself? I don't know if I can!

Captain Hook: [cackling] Such fun it is to watch popinjays squirm in their boots! I could do this all day!

Skully: Come on! You can do it, Jakey boy! Pick up the Pixie Dust!

Jake: [sighs] I've gotta help my mateys. Yo-ho, I'll give it a go! Yo-ho, I'll give it a go!

Izzy, Cubby, & Skully: [yelling]

Jake: Pixie Dust... away!

Izzy: Yay, Jake!

Cubby: You did it!

Skully: Look alive, me hearties! Washaway Falls, dead ahead!

Jake: Hey, for being brave and saving my mates, I got ten gold doubloons! Um... Let's gram 'em and go!

Captain Hook: Rotten spells and egg shells!

Jake: Huh?

Captain Hook: I'm not through with you, boy!

Jake: Well... I'm through with you! Hey! This feels great! [laughing] I don't feel afraid anymore!

Captain Hook: No! I like you better scared!

Jake: Not anymore, Captain Hook!

Captain Hook: [hollering]

Skully: Whoo-hoo!

Izzy & Cubby: Yeah!

Skully: No more Hook magic!

Captain Hook: [spluttering] Barnacles!

Jake: Check it out, mateys! I found the old Sea Witch's magic mirror! Let's bring it back to Misty. She'll know how to keep it safe from sneaky snooks.

Captain Hook: I didn't do anything sneaky. All I did was look into the mirror and ask, mirror, mirror, from the chest, who is braver than the rest?

Magic Mirror: Over the sea and golden sand, Jake is the bravest in Never Land.

Captain Hook: Alas, the puny pirate leader might be the bravest in Never Land. [sighs] But only for this one day.

Jake: Mateys, thanks for helping us break Witch Hook's spell. Now, let's put all our gold doubloons into our Team Treasure Chest.

Song: Team Treasure Chest song:

Way-hey, well done, crew
Everyone knew just what to do
Way-hey, with help from you
It's time to count our gold doubloons

Come on, count with us.

All: Yeah!

Izzy: One, two, three, four, five...

Jake: Six, seven, eight, nine, ten! Yo-ho! We got ten gold doubloons today!

Izzy: Jake, in honor of being the bravest in Never Land, we present you with this sand sculpture.

Jake: Gee, thanks for the...

Cubby: Boo!

Jake: [gasps] You got me again, matey.

Captain Hook: This is ridiculous. How could I not be the bravest in Never Land? Why, I'm not afraid of anything.

Bones: Not even the Tick-Tock Croc, Cap'n?

Captain Hook: That slimy beast doesn't scare me. [screaming]

Bones: Be brave, sir! Be brave!

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