Jake:Tricks, treats, and treasure.
Skully:I spy a bug, a kitty, and a werewolf!
Jake:So whooo's ready to trick or treasure?
Izzy: Me! I mean... Me-ow! [laughs]
Cubby:Um, do you think we'll see goblins, ghosts, and witches? And goblins?
Izzy:You never know, Cubby. [chuckles] After all, it is Halloween on Never Land.
Jake:Hey, crew, check out this treat.Peter Pan's trick or treasure map.
Cubby:it has all the places we're gonna visit tonight. Mermaid Lagoon, Tiki Tree Forest, and the Great Pirate Pyramid in the desert.And look! It says here, "Trick-or- treasure, it's your pick.If you get too greedy, you only get the trick." What kind of trick?
Izzy:[chuckles] Peter always leaves fun booby-traps to trick anyone who tries to swipe the Halloween treat treasures.
Cubby:I sure don't want to get tricked by any tricky-tricks.
Izzy:We'll be fine, as long as we play by the rules, and only take one treat treasure.That way, there'll be enough for everybody.
Jake:Say, mateys, will you trick or treasure with us?Great! Remember to keep a lookout for gold doubloons.Whenever we solve a pirate problem together, they'll appear. Then we'll collect 'em and put 'em in our Team Treasure Chest.
Skully:Is everybody ready?
Jake: I've got my sword.
Cubby: I got my map!
Izzy:And I've got my pixie dust.The fairies gave it to me so that we can use it to fly.But only in emergencies.
Jake:Yo-ho! Let's go trick or treasure!
Song: Yo Ho Mateys Away:
- ♪ Yo-ho, mateys, away ♪
- ♪ Yo-ho, mateys, away ♪
♪ There'll be treasure and adventure today ♪
♪ Heave-ho, here we go ♪
♪ Together as a team ♪
♪ Jake and the Never Land pirates... ♪
♪ And me ♪
Mr. Smee: Oooh, mermaid lagoon, [chuckles] Tiki Tree Forest, [gasps] and the Great Pirate Pyramid.
Captain Hook:Mr. Smee, where did you get that treasure map?
Mr. Smee:Why, it's a trick or treasure map, Captain.Peter Pan sends it to us every Halloween.
Captain Hook:Oh, pish posh! What is all this "trick or treasure" nonsense anyway?
Mr. Smee:Trick or treasure is when people hand out treat treasures to everyone in costumes.
Captain Hook:They just hand out treat-treasures?
Mr. Smee: Oh, yes, and lots of it too, lots!
Captain Hook:Smee...for the first time in all me life, I, Captain Hook, intend to trick or treasure.
Mr. Smee:[laughing] Oh, that's wonderful, Captain.
Captain Hook:But I'm not just taking the treat-treasures that are handed to me, no, no...I'm taking all the treat-treasures!
Mr. Smee:That's right, you're taking all the... Wha...[sigh] Oh, dear.
Jake: First stop, Mermaid Lagoon.
All:Trick or treasure!
Stormy:Happy Halloween.Or as we mermaids call it, "Shell-oween" [giggles]
Cubby:Coconut? Mmm. My favorite.
Hook: Mine, too.
All:[gasping] Captain Hook?
Hook:[chuckles] How did you know it was me?
Skully:Uhh, I don't know.The mustache? The hook? Uh...
Hook: Yes, yes, I get it.
Jake: Wow, Captain Hook.We've never seen you out trick or treasuring before.
Smee:Can you believe it? It's his first time.
Jake:Just remember the rules.Start by saying "Trick or treasure"!
Izzy:Never take all the treat-treasures.
Cubby:And always say "thank you"!
Hook:Oh, please.I'm not interested in silly "rules." I'm only interested in getting the treat-treasures.
Hook:I'll take that me little mer-matey.
Hook: What's this?
Stormy: It's a trick.
Izzy: Shiver me bones!We can't go in there to save the treat-treasures.That coral is sharp.
Cubby:But... how can we get 'em back?
Jake:I know! We can make a lasso out of seaweed, and save Stormy's bowl. Yay!
Izzy: Way to go, Jake!
Izzy:Yay-hey, we saved Stormy's bowl of treat-treasures, and we got two gold doubloons.Let's grab 'em and go.
Hook:We're going too, Smee. Hold on tightly.
Smee: Holding, captain, holding!
Stormy:Thanks for helping me, friends.And have fun trick or treasuring!
Smee:Now, Captain, we don't want to spring another Halloween booby-trap.
Hook:Of course not.So you distract these wooden-heads, and I'll scoop all the treat-treasures into me loot bag.
Smee:[stammering] But, Captain, couldn't we... Ugh...
Tiki Tree: What's this then?Aren't you a little old for trick or treasure?
Smee:Oh, you're never too old for trick or treasure.In fact, I'm going to the Great Pirate Pyramid next.Is that walking distance from here?
Tiki Tree:Everywhere is walking distance...if you have legs. [laughs]
Hook: Now, where are they hiding those treat-treasures?
Skully:Crackers! What's old Feather Hat doing?
Izzy:And I betcha he's gonna trip another one of Peter's tricks.
Jake: Ah, the treat-treasures! - Captain Hook, wait!
Jake:Whoa! That trick really blew me away!Oh-oh.
Izzy:We've gotta get Jake down.
Cubby: Maybe the Tiki Trees can help.Excuse me?Mr. Tiki Tree, could you please help us get Jake down?
Mr. Tiki Tree:Sure thing, lad.Come on, boys. Let's lend a branch.
Tiki Tree: Watch your step.
Izzy:Yay-hey! We got Jake down safely, and we got two more gold doubloons. Let's grab 'em and go.
Mr. Tiki Tree:Go? [chuckles] Aren't you forgetting something, man?
Jake:Huh? Oh, yeah!
All: Trick or treasure!
Tiki Tree:[laughs] Help yourselves and have a happy Halloween.
Izzy: Thank you.
Jake:Captain Hook, Mr. Smee, you OK?
Hook:Yes, yes, we're fine.We're just, uh...taking a break from all this Halloween hilarity.
Smee:May I suggest, sir, [stammers] it might be more fun if we tried to just trick or treasure like the sea pups.[chuckles] Taking only our fair share.
Hook:Well... all right, fine.This time, I won't take all the treat-treasures from the tricky-treasure bowl.
Izzy:Good for you, Captain Hook.
Smee:[chuckles] I'm proud of you too, sir.
Hook:Well, yes, you see...I won't steal all the treat-treasures from the bowl...I'll let Jake and his puny pirates get theirs first, and then I'll steal the treat-treasures from them.
Skully:[Skully] Jumpin' jack-o-lanterns!Captain Flynn's Pirate Pyramid sure is Halloweeny.
Hook:It certainly is.Oh, but where are my manners?Step aside, Mr. Smee, puny pirates first.
Cubby:Gee, Captain Hook sure is being nice.
Skully: Yeah, almost too nice.
[cackling] Happy Halloweeen.
Jake:[laughs] Captain Flynn!
Izzy:[laughs] Good one!
Flynn: Whaddaya say, mateys?
All: Trick or treasure!
Flynn:Captain Hook! What might he be doin' here?
Mr. Smee:Oh, just enjoying the holiday.Boo! [chuckles]
Flynn:Well, there's plenty of treat-treasures for everybody.Even you, Hook.
Jake:See, Captain Hook, you don't have to steal all the treat-treasures to have a good time.
Hook:Maybe you don't, but I do! - [all] Hey!
Flynn: Blow me down!
Cubby: Those are our treasure bags!
Jake:[chuckles] I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Hook:Well, you're not... me.
[Hook, Smee yell]
Jake: Oh, no! our trick or treasure bags!
Flynn:This is some kind of an emergency, all right.
Izzy: Then it's pixie dust time! Yay-hey! We got back our trick or treasure bags, and we got three gold doubloons.Let's grab 'em and go.
All: Bye, Captain Flynn!
Thanks for the treat-treasures.
Captain Flynn:Happy Halloween, kiddos!
Jake:Thanks for going trick-or-treasuring with us, mateys.Now, let's count our gold doubloons, and put them in our Team Treasure Chest.
Song: Team Treasure Chest Song:
♪ Way-hey, well done, crew ♪
♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪
♪ Way-hey, with help from you ♪
♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪
Jake:Come on. Count with us.
Izzy: Five, six, seven!
Jake: for solving pirate problems today, we got seven gold doubloons.We sure got a lot of Halloween treat-treasures this year.
All: Happy Halloween!
Captain Hook: this ridiculous Halloween night is over.Oh, Mr. Smee, take that silly costume off. I told you, it's over.
Mr. Smee:Beg your pardon, Captain?
[Tick-Tock Croc chuckles]
Captain Hook: [stammers] What?
[Hook yells] Smee!
[Tick-Tock Croc chomps]
Captain Hook: Save me!
[Tick-Tock Croc laughs]