Jake: Tricks, Treats, and Treasure!
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Skully: Ahoy, me costumed mateys! I spy a bug, a kitty, and a werewolf!
Jake: So whooo's ready to trick or treasure?
Izzy: Me! I mean... Me-ow! [laughs]
Cubby: Um, do you think we'll see goblins, ghosts, and witches? And goblins?
Izzy: You never know, Cubby. [chuckles] After all, it is Halloween on Never Land.
Jake: Hey, crew, check out this treat. Peter Pan's trick or treasure map.
Cubby:it has all the places we're gonna visit tonight. Mermaid Lagoon, Tiki Tree Forest, and the Great Pirate Pyramid in the desert.
Izzy: And look! It says here, "Trick-or- treasure, it's your pick. If you get too greedy, you only get the trick."
Cubby: What kind of trick?
Jake: Peter always leaves fun booby-traps to trick anyone who tries to swipe the Halloween treat treasures.
Cubby: I sure don't want to get tricked by any tricky-tricks.
Izzy: We'll be fine, as long as we play by the rules and only take one treat treasure. That way, there'll be enough for everybody.
Jake: (to the viewers) Say, mateys, will you trick or treasure with us? Great! Remember to keep a lookout for gold doubloons. Whenever we solve a pirate problem together, they'll appear.Then we'll collect 'em and put 'em in our Team Treasure Chest.
Skully: Is everybody ready?
Jake: I've got my sword.
Cubby: I got my map!
Izzy: And I've got my pixie dust. The fairies gave it to me so that we can use it to fly. But only in emergencies.
Jake: Yo-ho, let's go trick or treasure!
Song: Yo Ho Mateys Away:
- ♪ Yo-ho, mateys, away ♪
- ♪ Yo-ho, mateys, away ♪
♪ There'll be treasure and adventure today ♪
Let's go!
♪ Heave-ho, here we go ♪
♪ Together as a team ♪
♪ Jake and the Never Land pirates... ♪
♪ And me ♪
Mr. Smee: Oooh, Mermaid Lagoon, [chuckles] Tiki Tree Forest, [gasps] and the Great Pirate Pyramid.
Captain Hook: Mr. Smee, where did you get that treasure map?
Mr. Smee: Why, it's a trick or treasure map, Captain. Peter Pan sends it to us every Halloween.
Captain Hook: Oh, pish posh! What is all this "trick or treasure" nonsense anyway?
Mr. Smee: Trick or treasure is when people hand out treat treasures to everyone in costumes.
Captain Hook: They just hand out treat-treasures?
Mr. Smee: Oh, yes, and lots of it too, lots!
Captain Hook:Smee...for the first time in all me life, I, Captain Hook, intend to trick or treasure.
Mr. Smee:[laughing] Oh, that's wonderful, Captain.
Captain Hook: But I'm not just taking the treat-treasures that are handed to me, no, no... I'm taking all the treat-treasures!
Mr. Smee:That's right, you're taking all the... Wha...[sigh] Oh, dear.
Jake: First stop, Mermaid Lagoon.
[doorbell rings]
All: Trick or treasure!
Stormy: Happy Halloween. Or as we mermaids call it, "Shell-oween" [giggles]
Cubby: Coconut? Mmm. My favorite.
Hook: Mine, too.
All: [gasping] Captain Hook?!
Hook: [chuckles] How did you know it was me?
Skully: Uhh, I don't know. The mustache? The hook? Uh...
Hook: Yes, yes, I get it.
Jake: Wow, Captain Hook. We've never seen you out trick or treasuring before.
Smee: Can you believe it? It's his first time.
Jake: Just remember the rules. Start by saying "Trick or treasure"!
Izzy: Never take all the treat-treasures.
Cubby: And always say "thank you"!
Hook: Oh, please. I'm not interested in silly "rules." I'm only interested in getting the treat-treasures.
Stormy: Happy Hallow…
Hook:I'll take that, me little mer-matey.
[vine snaps]
Hook: What's this?
Stormy: It's a trick.
Hook: [grunts]
Izzy: Shiver me bones! We can't go in there to save the treat-treasures. That coral is sharp.
Cubby: But how can we get 'em back?
Jake: I know! We can make a lasso out of seaweed and save Stormy's bowl.
Izzy: Yay!
Cubby: Way to go, Jake!
Skully: Woo-hoo!
Stormy: Goody-goldfish!
Jake: (to the viewers) Yay-hey! We saved Stormy's bowl of treat-treasures, and we got two gold doubloons. Let's grab 'em and go!
Hook: We're going too, Smee. Hold on tightly.
Smee: Holding, captain, holding!
Stormy: Thanks for helping me, friends. And have fun trick or treasuring!
Smee:Now, Captain, we don't want to spring another Halloween booby-trap.
Hook:Of course not. So you distract these wooden-heads, and I'll scoop all the treat-treasures into me loot bag.
Smee:[stammering] But, Captain, couldn't we... Ugh...
Tiki Tree: What's this then? Aren't you a little old for trick or treasure?
Smee: Oh, you're never too old for trick or treasure. In fact, I'm going to the Great Pirate Pyramid next. Is that walking distance from here?
Tiki Tree: Everywhere is walking distance…if you have legs. [laughs]
Hook: Now, where are they hiding those treat-treasures?
Skully: Crackers! What's Old Feather Hat doing?
Cubby: What he's always doing- being sneaky!
Jake: And I betcha he's gonna trip another one of Peter's tricks.
Captain Hook: Ah, the treat-treasures!
Jake: Captain Hook, wait!
Ooh! Ahh!
[Smee groans]
Jake: Whoa! That trick really blew me away! Uh-oh.
Izzy: We've gotta get Jake down.
Cubby: Maybe the Tiki Trees can help. Excuse me?Mr. Tiki Tree, could you please help us get Jake down?
Mr. Tiki Tree: Sure thing, lad. Come on, boys. Let's lend a branch.
Tiki Tree: Watch your step.
Jake: Thanks, Tikis.
Cubby: (to the viewers) Yay-hey! We got Jake down safely, and we got two more gold doubloons. Let's grab 'em and go!
Mr. Tiki Tree: Go? [chuckles] Aren't you forgetting something, man?
Jake: Huh? Oh, yeah!
All: Trick or treasure!
Tiki Tree: [laughs] Help yourselves and have a happy Halloween.
Cubby: Thank you.
Izzy: Thank you.
Jake: Thanks.
Skully: Yo-ho!
Jake: Captain Hook, Mr. Smee, you okay?
Hook:Yes, yes, we're fine. We're just, uh...taking a break from all this Halloween hilarity.
Smee:May I suggest, sir, [stammers] It might be more fun if we tried to just trick or treasure like the sea pups.[chuckles] Taking only our fair share.
Hook:Well... all right, fine. This time, I won't take all the treat-treasures from the tricky-treasure bowl.
Izzy:Good for you, Captain Hook.
Smee:[chuckles] I'm proud of you too, sir.
Hook:Well, yes, you see...I won't steal all the treat-treasures from the bowl...I'll let Jake and his puny pirates get theirs first, and then I'll steal the treat-treasures from them.
Smee:Oh, dear!
Skully:[Skully] Jumpin' jack-o-lanterns! Captain Flynn's Pirate Pyramid sure is Halloweeny.
Hook:It certainly is. Oh, but where are my manners? Step aside, Mr. Smee, puny pirates first.
Cubby:Gee, Captain Hook sure is being nice.
Skully: Yeah, almost too nice.
[cackling] Happy Halloween.
Jake:[laughs] Captain Flynn!
Cubby:- Whoa!
Izzy:[laughs] Good one!
Skully:Crackers!
Flynn: Whaddaya say, mateys?
All: Trick or treasure!
Hook:- Trick-or-tre...
Flynn:Captain Hook! What might he be doin' here?
Mr. Smee:Oh, just enjoying the holiday.Boo! [chuckles]
Flynn:Well, there's plenty of treat-treasures for everybody.Even you, Hook.
Jake:See, Captain Hook, you don't have to steal all the treat-treasures to have a good time.
Hook:Maybe you don't, but I do! - [all] Hey!
Flynn: Blow me down!
Cubby: Those are our treasure bags!
Jake:[chuckles] I wouldn't do that if I were you.
Hook:Well, you're not... me.
[bell dings]
[Hook, Smee yell]
Jake: Oh, no! Our trick or treasure bags!
Flynn: This is some kind of an emergency, alright.
Izzy: Then it's pixie dust time! (to the viewers) Yay-hey! We got back our trick or treasure bags and we got three gold doubloons! Let's grab 'em and go!
All: Bye, Captain Flynn!
Jake: Thanks for the treat-treasures.
Captain Flynn: Happy Halloween, kiddos!
Jake: (to the viewers) Thanks for going trick-or-treasuring with us, mateys. Now, let's count our gold doubloons and put them in our Team Treasure Chest.
Song: Team Treasure Chest Song:
♪ Way-hey, well done, crew ♪
♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪
♪ Way-hey, with help from you ♪
♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪
Jake: Come on. Count with us!
All: Yeah!
Jake:One, two…
Cubby: three, four…
Izzy: five, six, seven!
Jake: For solving pirate problems today, we got seven gold doubloons.
Izzy: We sure got a lot of Halloween treat-treasures this year.
All: Happy Halloween!
Captain Hook: This ridiculous Halloween night is over. Oh, Mr. Smee, take that silly costume off. I told you, it's over.
Mr. Smee: Beg your pardon, Captain?
[Tick-Tock Croc chuckles]
Captain Hook: [stammers] What?
Captain Hook:[yells] Smee!
[Tick-Tock Croc chomps]
Captain Hook: Save me!
[Tick-Tock Croc laughs]