RockTheCroc Jake: Rock the Croc!


Izzy: Boiling barnacles. This is the hottest day... ever.

Cubby: If it gets any hotter, I think I might melt.

Skully:nOoh! Try wearing feathers in this heat. '

Jake: Yo-ho, what do you know? A bottle! I wonder what's in it. It's a map, and a message from Peter Pan. It says, "If it's hot on Pirate Island Beach, then Pirate's Plunge is the place to reach.

Cubby: Oh, boy! Pirate's Plunge. Uh... what's Pirate's Plunge?

Jake: Only the biggest, coolest, fastest waterslide in all of Never Land.

Izzy: That'll cool us off for sure.

Cubby: Yo-ho, let's go to Pirate's Plunge.

Captain Hook: Faster, Smee. I'm hot, and you know how I hate to be hot. I'm...

Mr. Smee: I'm fanning as fast as I can, cap'n, but my arm is getting tired. [wheezing]

Captain Hook: That's why you have two. Use the other one. [groaning]

Skully : Whoo-hoo! Let's hit the beach!

Captain Hook: Jake and his puny pirates are here.

Izzy: I can't wait to get to Pirate's Plunge and go watersliding.

Cubby: It's a good thing we've got a map.

Captain Hook:Pirate's Plunge? Peter Pan used to go there to cool off on beastly hot days. But I've never been able to find it.

Mr. Smee: Such a pity, cap'n. It would be so refreshing to take a dip in ice cold water, slipping and sliding and splashing down...

Captain Hook: Enough! This is precisely why I want that map.

Jake: OK, crew. Is everybody ready to go to Pirate's Plunge?

All: Aye, aye!

Cubby: Jake, can I carry the map?

Jake: Sure, Cubby. You got it.

Captain Hook: Correction. I've got it.

- [both struggling] -

Jake: Captain Hook! You don't have to swipe it. Why don't we all follow it to Pirate's Plunge together?

Captain Hook: [straining] But I want this place all to me-self.

[loud struggling]

Tick-Tock Croc: [surprise grunt]

Izzy:Shiver me timbers! The crocodile swallowed the map.

Captain Hook: Wretched beast! Give me that map at once! That's an order.

Tick-Tock Croc: [ticking] [growling]

Captain Hook: Oh! What have I done? [screaming]

Mr. Smee: Maybe you should've said, "Please."

Captain Hook: Just run, Smee.Run!

Mr. Smee: Running, sir. [muttering]

Cubby: Ah, coconuts! Without Peter's map, we'll never find Pirate's Plunge.

Izzy: Or cool off.

Jake:(To the audience) Matey's, will you help us get our map back, so we can find our way to Pirate's Plunge? Great! Remember to keep a look out for gold doubloons. Whenever we solve a pirate problem together, they'll appear. Then we'll collect 'em and put 'em in our Team Treasure Chest.

Song: Yo Ho Mateys Away:

Yo-ho, mateys, away

There'll be treasure and adventure today
Let's go!
Heave-ho, here we go
Together as a team
Jake and the Never Land pirates...
And me

Tick-Tock Croc: [snoring]

Izzy: There he is. Taking a nap.

Cubby: How are we gonna get the map back? It's in the crocodile's tummy.

Skully: Whoa! Crackers!

Cubby: [preparing to sneeze]

Jake: That's it, Cubby! Maybe the crocodile can sneeze out the map.

Cubby: How can you make a crocodile sneeze?

Jake: With Skully's feather. We can use it to tickle the croc's nose.(To the audience) Let's all blow the feather over to the croc's nose. When I say, "Blow, feather, blow," blow with us. Ready? Blow, feather, blow!

[all blowing]

Jake: (To the audience) Blow, feather, blow! All right! We did it. And we got three gold doubloons. Let's grab 'em and watch the crocodile sneeze. Here it comes!

Tick-Tock Croc: [growling]

Cubby: Ah, coconuts. It didn't work.

Captain Hook: Step aside, silly swabs. I'll show you how to make a crocodile sneeze. [makes baby noises] Huh?

Tick-Tock Croc: [roaring]

Captain Hook: Smee!

Mr. Smee: Saving, sir.

Jake: Gee, getting the map back might not be as easy as I thought.

Cubby: [burping] 'Scuse me. I must have eaten too many coconuts for breakfast.

Jake: Cubby! That's it! Maybe we can make the crocodile burp out the map. But how?

Izzy:Well, fizzy, bubbly water always makes me burp. And I know just where to get some. Geyser Gulch. Gee, it's so hot today. It sure would be nice to have a cool drink of fizzy, bubbly water.

Tick-Tock Croc: Hmm?

Izzy: So, if anybody wants one, follow me.(To the audience) Yo-ho, way to go! We got the crocodile to drink the fizzy, bubbly water. And we got four more gold doubloons. Let's grab 'em and watch the crocodile burp.

Tick-Tock Croc: [stomach grumbling] [rumbling] - [small burp]

Cubby: That's it?

Izzy: He didn't burp out the map.

Captain Hook: Watch and learn, scalawags. I'll show you how to make a crocodile burp. Crocodile, I command you to burp out that map at once! [echoing] Smee!

Jake:Flap your arms like a bird, cap'n.

Captain Hook: [Hook crashing] - [groaning]

Skully: Gee, it always works for me.

Jake: Hey! I wonder if we can get the crocodile to laugh out the map.

Cubby: Hey, everybody. I got a funny joke for you. What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a chicken?

Jake': I don't know, Cubby. What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a chicken?

Cubby:A croco-doodle-doo!

Skully: Crackers! That cracks me up.

[crickets chirping]

Skully: Uh-oh. Jake, sing your silly song

Song: Jake's Silly Song:

Banana-naner coconuts

With mangos on your snout
You'll laugh so hard Oh, crocodile
That map will pop right out
The map will pop right out, hey

[crickets chirping]

Skully: Tough crowd.

Cubby: Ah, coconuts! He didn't even laugh a little.

[horn honking]

Captain Hook:Out of my way, puny pirates. If anyone can make that croc laugh, it's me, the hilarious Captain Hook. Hey, Croc-y. Look at me!

[honking horn]

Captain Hook: I'm the funniest pirate you've ever seen.

Tick-Tock Croc: [groaning]

Captain Hook: That's it! I've had it! Oh, I'm tired of being Captain Nice Clown-y. Bring me my crocodile net.

Tick-Tock Croc: Huh?

Jake: Stop, Captain Hook. We all want the map to Pirate's Plunge. But trapping the croc in a net isn't the right thing to do. Izz, a little pixie dust, please.

Izzy: Here you go.

Jake:I'll take that.

Captain Hook: By thunder! Drop that net!

Jake: Sure. You got it.

Captain Hook: Oh! [struggling] Smee. Get me out of this.

[both shouting]

Captain Hook: - Blast! Oh, why me?

Tick-Tock Croc : [snickering laughter]

Jake : Check it out! The croc's laughing!

Cubby:(To the audience) I got it! Yay-hey! We got the map to Pirate's Plunge back, and we got four more gold doubloons. Let's grab 'em and go cool off at Pirate's Plunge. Peter Pan was right. Pirate's Plunge is awesome!

All: [shouting]

Izzy: [giggling] Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

Jake : Yoo-hoo!

Skully : Whoo-hoo!

Cubby : Whee!

[all shouting happily]

Cubby : That was awesome!

Jake :(To the audience) Now that we followed Peter Pan's map to Pirate's Plunge, let's put all our gold doubloons into our team treasure chest. Song: Team Treasure Chest song:

Way-hey, well done, crew
Everyone knew just what to do
Way-hey, with help from you
It's time to count our gold doubloons

Jake : Come on. Count with us.

All : Yeah!

Jake : One, two, three.

Izzy : Four, five, six, seven.

Cubby : Eight, nine, ten, 11!

Jake : Yo-ho! For solving pirate problems today, we got eleven gold doubloons. (To the audience) Thanks for helping us on today's cool adventure!

Tick-Tock Croc :[snickering laughter]

Captain Hook : Smee! Get me down! Save me!

Mr. Smee: Well... I'm trying, Cap'n, I'm trying. Just hang on.

End Credits - Standalone Broadcast

Song: Tick Tock Croc:

Captain Hook Someone's following you

Over island, ocean, blue

From the Never Peak through the Never Sea

Oh, Captain Hook Who could it be?

What's that sound all around? It's a tick-tock-clock

In the belly of a Tick-Tock Croc

What's that sound all around? It's a tick-tock-clock

In the belly of a Tick-Tock Croc

Hook: Save me, Smee!

Tick-Tock the Crocodile

A grin full of teeth and a googly eye

Tick-Tock the Crocodile

He wants to stay and play awhile

Knock, knock Where's old croc?

Always right on time

Oh, captain You can set your clock

by the Tick-Tock Croc!

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