Jake: Hup! Hup! Hup! Hup!
Skully: Crackers! That's a lot of jumping jacks!
Izzy: We've gotta get limbered up for the Belch Mountain Parkour Race!
Cubby: If we're gonna hop obstacles, leap boulders, and back-flip off giant leaves, we gotta be loose.
Skully: Wouldn't it be easier to just fly?
Jake: Yeah. But then, we couldn't pull off cool moves like this: (slides over rock)
Jake's crew: Whoa!... Whoa!... Whoa! Yay-hey! Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaoa......WHOAHOWHOAWHOA!!!!!......
Jake: (finds the Mega-Mecha Sword) Yo-ho, mateys. Check it out. (shows the Mega-Mecha Sword)
Cubby and Izzy: Whoa!
Izzy: That's the Mega-Mecha Sword. It's legendary. It can do tons of awesome things.
Hook: A legendary sword? Me thinks 'tis time for some sneaky-snookery.
Jake: This Mega-Mecha Sword is Mega-Cool! Hey, I bet it could be a big help during the Parkour Race!
Cubby: But, what about your old sword? The one Peter Pan gave you.
Jake: I won't need it today, Cubby. Here, hang on to it for me.
Cubby: Wow, thanks.
Hook: Oh, look. 'Tis the popinjays.
Skully: Oh, look. 'Tis the sneaky snook.
Hook: Tut, tut, bird. I am simply here to ask if I might run in your little Belch Mountain Parkour Race.
Jake: Of course. You're all welcome. The more pirates, the merrier!
Hook: Oh, bust me buckles. Such fun.
Jake: Mateys, let's all run the Belch Mountain Parkour Race. Remember to keep a lookout for gold doubloons.
Skully: Is everybody ready?
Cubby: I got my map, and Jake's sword.
Izzy: I got my pixie dust.
Jake: And I got my new Mega-Mecha Sword! Captain Hook, would you do the honors and use your Cannon-Hook to start the race?
Hook: Oh. But, of course. On one's mark, get set... (fires cannon)
Jake: Yo-ho, let's go.
Song: Yo Ho Mateys Away:
- ♪ Yo-ho, mateys, away ♪
- ♪ Yo-ho, mateys, away ♪
♪ There'll be treasure and adventure today ♪
♪ Heave-ho, here we go ♪
♪ Together as a team ♪
♪ Jake and the Never Land pirates... ♪
♪ And me ♪
Izzy: Come on, mateys. The race course goes this way.
Cubby: Coconuts! Look at those weird trees.
Jake: Perfect for makin' cool moves! (grunts; makes one of those "cool moves" by jumping over the rock)
Hook's crew and Jake's crew: (grunting; advances the race)
Hook: Popinjays, eat my proverbial dust!
Izzy: Uh-oh. Hook's taking the lead.
Jake: Let's try my new sword. (his Mega-Mecha sword turns on and makes a beeping sound and a whirring sound) Check it out. It's a Whirly-Blade. Grab on mateys. Yo-ho, up we go.
Jake's crew: (cheering)
Jake: Sorry, Captain Hook. But you're not the only pirate with special gadgets.
Hook: Blast it! That sword be faster than me own Whirley-Hook. I alone deserve to own that mechanical marvel!
Jake: Yo-ho, for leap-frogging Hook with my cool Whirley-Blade, we got two gold doubloons! Let's grab 'em and continue the race to Belch Mountain!
Smee: (grunting) Oh dear! This race is all uphill!
Hook: Yes, indeed! But while Jake may have a Whirly-Blade to take him up, he doesn't have a Rocket-Hook! Prepare for lift-off!
Smee, Sharky, and Bones: Aye-aye, Captain!
Hook: A three, two, one... (blasts his Rocket-Hook), (yelling)
Sharky: Oi! Which way do we go?
Hook: (he opens his mouth but no words are heard)
Smee: Now, now, lads, just before we made contact, I took note of the sign. We're to head that'a way (our left, their right).
Skully: Split crackers! There's a fork in the trail! Which way do we go?
Jake: This way, crew! Yo-ho, uh-oh. This is a dead end!
Cubby: We could check my map!
Jake: Hold on, Cubby! (activates his Mega-Mecha Sword) Look, my Mega-Mecha Sword has a built-in compass. And it says: go this way.
Izzy: Yeah! (laughs)
Jake: Mateys, we're back on the trail.
Hook: Step lively, men!
Izzy: Right behind Captain Hook!
Jake: Yo-ho, we found our way back on the trail and got three more gold doubloons! Let's grab 'em, and go.
Hook: Push push push, men! Once atop this pile of boulders, I shall jump off, then run up Belch Mountain and win this race!
Bones: Oh, lookie! The popinjays are on their way! Ahoy, popinjays!
Hook: (gasping) Again?! I've got to slow them down. (yelling)
Izzy: (gasps) Yay-hey! Something's coming our way!
Jake: Got it covered, mates. (activates his Mega-Mecha Sword) My Mega-Mecha Sword has a cool periscope to help me see over and around stuff! (sees boulders) Everyone out of the way!
Jake's crew: (yelling)
Jake: Yo-ho, thanks to my Mega-Mecha Sword, we avoided the rolling rocks. And got four more gold doubloons. Let's grab 'em, and go see what else my sword can do! (his new sword turns into a pogo stick) Hey!
Jake: Wow! My sword turned into a pogo-stick! Let's hop to the finish line!
Izzy: Go for it, Jake!
Cubby: We're right behind you!
Jake: And... Jake... Does it! First across the finish line wins the Belch Mountain Parkour Race! And all thanks to my Mega-...
Hook: (he steals the sword) Correction! I won the race and the Mega-Mecha Thing-A-Ma-Gig!
Jake: No! (falls into Belch Mountain; grunt) Captain Hook, give me a hand?
Hook: (groaning) I suppose I could. I know! Why don't I use me fancy new sword to hoist you out?
Hook and his crew: (gasping)
Hook: Blustering blunder-bus! Belch Mountain's ready to blow! 'Tis every pirate for his or her self!
Captain Hook and his crew: (muttering)
Jake: Captain Hook! Come back! Somebody, get me out of here!
Cubby: Ahoy, Jake! Need a little help?
Jake: You bet, mateys!
Izzy: We'll be right down to get you out!
Jake's crew: Whooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Cubby: We got down faster than we thought! Look! My map shows a secret exit through Belch Mountain tunnel!
Jake: Awesome! We can hike out.
Cubby: But before we do... (pulls out Jake's normal wooden sword) here, Jake. You might need this.
Jake: Thanks, matey. But, how can this old sword help me now?
Cubby: Peter gave it to you. Not because of what it does, but because of what you can do.
Izzy: You're a leader, Jake, so... lead us out of here.
Jake: Thanks, mateys. I don't know what I'd do without you. Or this. Yo-ho, let's go! Follow me, crew! This way... whoa!
Cubby: Aw, coconuts! Can we jump?
Jake: Not necessary, mateys. I've got my sword. (jumps up and cracks one of the mountain's rocks with his sword to form a platform)
Jake's crew: Yo-ho, way to go, Jake!
Jake: Let's get out of here, before the whole place blows sky high.
Skully: Crackers! You led us to safety!
Jake: And all without my Mega-Mecha Sword.
Smee: Oh! Oh, my.
Sharky: (barely audible) Oh-h-h-h!
Jake: Oh no! Hook and his crew aren't safe.
Izzy: I'm on it, Jake. Pixie dust... away!
Smee: We're saved!
Hook: You may have saved me hide, puny pirates, but you still can't have the legendary Moo-Moo Monkey Sword (meaning that Hook finally stole from Jake and his crew)!
Jake: Huh huh! That's okay, Captain Hook. I don't need the Mega-Mecha Sword. I got everything I need right here. Come on, mateys. Let's go. Mateys, thanks for running the Belch Mountain Parkour Race! Now, let's put all our gold doubloons into our team treasure chest.
Song: Team Treasure Chest song:
♪ Way-hey, well done, crew ♪
♪ Everyone knew just what to do ♪
♪ Way-hey, with help from you ♪
♪ It's time to count our gold doubloons ♪
Jake: Come on! Count with us!
All: (cheer) Yeah!
Jake: One, two, three, four...
Cubby: ...Five, six...
Izzy: ...Seven, eight, nine!
Jake: Yo-ho! Today, we got nine gold doubloons! And I got something even better. I remembered: I've got the best sword, and the best crew ever.
All: Yo-ho, way to go!
Hook: Fie and flotsam! This worthless Mocha-Latte Sword won't cooperate! It doesn't do anything at all!
Smee: Have you tried the buttons, sir?
Hook: Buttons? You mean, like this one? (puts his Hook near the yellow and purple part of the sword; sword drills a hole through Hook's ship, The Jolly Roger)
Smee: Oh my. (ship begins to sink) Shall we abandon ship, sir?
- When the title card plays, it says in the captions that Jake says "Jake's Mega-Mecha Sword" but you can clearly hear Cubby say it.