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Captain Hook is a Cranky Crook
Originally performed by
Composer Kevin Hendrickson and Loren Hoskins
Lyrics Kevin Hendrickson and Loren Hoskins
Performer(s) Kevin Hendrickson and Loren Hoskins
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Songs and Story: Jake and The Never Land Pirates
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Captain Hook is a Cranky Crook is one of the closing musical numbers featured in Jake and the Never Land Pirates. The song is performed by Sharky and Bones. The song also serves as the theme song for Captain Hook in the series and an instrumental version often plays whenever he appears onscreen.

Lyrics

Sharky: Out on the waves, so goes the tale, The Jolly Roger sails
Bones: And at the helm, be a captain who, has a bone to pick with you.

Sharky: He's a skarvy shark with a toothy ache
Bones: He'd nick the name from your birthday cake
Sharky: He's got more hooks than a tackle box
All: And he'll swipe the stripes right off of your socks. Captain Hook is a cranky cook An oddfish, codfish, sneaky snook Captain Hook is a cranky cook An oddfish, codfish, sneaky snook

Sharky: We signed the board, with the old sea snake and that was our mistake
Bones: We wish we had, a Gold Doubloon, for every plan he's ruined.

Sharky: He's an old bilge rat in an overcoat.
All: He's a silly, frilly, billy goat. Captain Hook is a cranky crook. An oddfsih, codfish, sneaky snook!

Captain Hook: Scurvy swabs and scallywags,
Set sail under me pirate flag
Join the Jolly Roger crew,
And take your orders from Captain Hook

Sharky: Out on the waves, so goes the tale, The Jolly Roger sails
Bones: And at the helm, be a captain who, has a bone to pick with you.

Sharky: He's a skarvy shark with a toothy ache
Bones: He'd nick the name from your birthday cake
Sharky: He's got more hooks than a tackle box
All: And he'll swipe the stripes right off of your socks. Captain Hook is a cranky cook An oddfish, codfish, sneaky snook Captain Hook is a cranky cook An oddfish, codfish, sneaky snook

Sharky: We signed the board, with the old sea snake and that was our mistake
Bones: We wish we had, a Gold Doubloon, for every plan he's ruined.

Sharky: He's a crabby crab who will sack your loot.
Bones: He's a whale of a heel in a tiny boot.
Sharky: He's an old bilge rat in an overcoat.
All: He's a silly, frilly, billy goat. Captain Hook is a cranky crook. An oddfsih, codfish, sneaky snook!

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