Captain Hook is a Cranky Crook is one of the closing musical numbers featured in Jake and the Never Land Pirates. The song preformed by Sharky and Bones. The song also serves as the theme song for Captain Hook in the series and an instrumental version often plays whenever he appears on screen.
Sharky: Out on the waves, so goes the tale, The Jolly Roger sails
Bones: And at the helm, be a captain who, has a bone to pick with you.
Sharky: He's a skarvy shark with a toothy ache
Bones: He'd nick the name from your birthday cake
Sharky: He's got more hooks than a tackle box
All: And he'll swipe the stripes right off of your socks Captain Hook is a cranky cook An oddfsih, codfish, sneaky snook Captain Hook is a cranky cook An oddfsih, codfish, sneaky snook
Sharky: We signed the board, with the old sea snake and that was our mistake
Bones: We wish we had, a Gold Doubloon, for every plan he's ruined.
Sharky: He's an old bilge rat in an overcoat.
All: He's a silly, frilly, billy goat. Captain Hook is a cranky crook. An oddfsih, codfish, sneaky snook!