[Bucky just off from Never Land's waters]
Jake: All hands on deck! [At helm of Bucky]
Cubby & Izzy: Yo-ho, Jake! [On main deck with Skully]
Jake: Mateys, we need to make sure Bucky is shipshape and seaworthy so that he's ready to sail!
Everyone: Aye, aye!
Jake: How does that sound to you, Bucky? [Bucky's bell dings] That's the spirit, Bucky! Let's see if everything's in good working order. We'll start with your ship's wheel! [Bucky's wheel spins on its own] Ship's wheel, looking' good!
Izzy: Bucky, show us your anchor! [Leans over rail as Bucky shoots down and reels in its anchor] Yay-hey anchors away! [Gives thumbs up to Jake]
Cubby: Let's see your sail, Bucky! [Bucky lowers and raises sails] Awesome! [Gives thumbs up]
Skully: Water cannons, go! [Fly starboards as Bucky shoots water out from two cannons]
Izzy: Open and close all hatches and doors! [Bucky opens its hatches and doors]
Jake: You're as fit as a fiddler crab! Shipshape and seaworthy! [Bucky dings its bell]
Izzy: Bucky, are you ready to have your decks swept? [Bucky dings its bell happily]
Skully: He's ready, all right!
Cubby: Ah, coconuts! We're not ready! Look at our broom! [Sweep with a worn-out broom] How can we sweep Bucky's deck without a good broom?
Jake: We can't. But we can make a new broom out of big palm tree leaves. And there are plenty of palm trees on Never Land! [Points to Never Land]
Skully: All hands ashore!
[Bucky pops out starboard a blowup dingy]
Everyone: Gangway! [Sliding down Bucky's slide into the dinghy]
Izzy: Bye, Bucky. We'll be back as soon as we gather enough big leaves to make a broom. [Waves as crew rows to shore]
[Scene changes to the Jolly Roger]
Hook: Mr. Smee! Faster! Full speed ahead!
Smee: But captain, this is as fast as she'll go.
Hook: Blast! There's a sunken treasure lying on the bottom of the Never Sea just waiting to be taken! [Shoves Smee off the wheel; Smee grunts] We must go faster! I'll set the course!
Smee: Careful, captain. We're nearin' Shipwreck Beach! These waters are dangerous! There are rocks and reefs and... Whoa! [The Jolly Roger got stuck on the rocks, hull's damaged] I'm afraid we're going to be stuck here for quite a while, captain. Might I suggest we use the dinghy to find the treasure, sir?
Hook: This sunken treasure is supposed to be huge, Mr. Smee. The dinghy is too small to carry such a big load.
Smee: Then it seems you'll need another ship. One that's shipshape and seaworthy.
Hook: I know what we need, Mr. Smee! Another ship! One that's shipshape and seaworthy!
Smee: Uh... Oh, excellent idea, captain! Uh... huh?
Hook: A-ha! Behold! [Through spyglass] There's the pirate ship that belongs to Jake and his crew. Methinks I'll just take it. Those scurvy swabs shouldn't miss it too much.
Smee: [Chuckles] Yethinks?
[Smee and Hook rows to Bucky; Starts Jiggle]
He's a cranky crook,
Hook: Ahoy? Puny pirates? Anybody home? [Climbs aboard with Smee]
Smee: I don't think they're aboard, sir.
Hook: So much the better. Set sail for the middle of Never Sea, Mr. Smee! Treasure awaits us! [Sails away with Bucky; Bucky rings its bell loudly] Lay off that bell, Mr. Smee!
Smee: It's not me ringin' it, captain.
[On Never Land Beach]
Skully: Crackers! Trouble ahead! [Spots Hook stealing Bucky, flies to his crew mates picking up palm leaves] Hook the crook took Bucky!
Everyone: Bucky! [Runs to the beach]
Cubby: Ah, coconuts!
Izzy: Hook can't do that! Bucky's our greatest treasure! We've gotta get him back!
Jake: Will you help us get Bucky back? [To the audience] Great! Remember to keep a lookout for gold doubloons, mateys. Whenever we solve a pirate problem together, they'll appear. Then we'll collect 'em and put 'em in our team treasure chest. Yo-ho, let's go!
[Crew rows after Bucky in their dinghy; Song starts]
Yo-ho, mateys, away!
There'll be treasure and adventure today,
Heave-ho, here we go,
Together as a team,
Jake and Never Land Pirates and me. [Song ends]
Izzy: Yo-ho, Bucky! We're back! [Bucky 'wags' its rudder and drops a rope for them]
Jake: We're glad to see you, too, Bucky. OK, crew, let's use this rope to climb onboard Bucky! [To audience] Sh! Let's all be really quiet so Hook won't hear us. Come on! Grab on and climb the rope with us. Ready? Let's go! Climb-climb-climb! [Izzy, Cubby and Jake climb the rope into cabin window] Climb-climb-climb! Climb-climb-climb!
Cubby: Awesome! We got onboard! And we got three gold doubloons! Let's grab 'em and go! [Grabs doubloons]
Hook: [Bucky rings its bell] Smee! I told you to stop ringing that blasted bell!
Smee: This ship seems to have a mind of its own! [Struggles with the wheel, grunting]
Hook: Oh, nonsense! Ships can't think, [Takes the wheel] Watch how I do it and learn. [Bucky spins Hook down on deck] Whoa! [Grunts as Bucky's wheel smacks him on his rear, ringing its bell]
Smee: [Gasps] There's that bell again! I told you there's something peculiar about this ship, sir. [Stammers and yells]
Hook: Find out what's going on here, Smee. Look below! [paranoid]
Jake: Look alive! Mr. Smee's coming!
Cubby: Let's hide! [Crew hides behind barrel]
[Smee comes inside, humming nervously as he looks around then leaves]
Jake: Aye, good goin'! Mr. Smee didn't see us! [Crew came out from hiding] And we got three gold doubloons! Let's grab 'em and go! [Grabs doubloons]
[On main deck of Bucky]
Hook: [Shuddering] What did you find, Smee?
Smee: I didn't see anything unusual, captain. But this ship's a bit... [Gulps] spooky, if you ask me.
Hook: Bilge water! It's all in your head. [Shouts as Bucky smacks Hook's behind with hatch doors] Ow! Smee, help me!
Smee: You see, captain? I told you this ship was... [Bucky's bell rings loudly]
[Hook shouts and jumps on Smee in fear; Bucky opens hatch door beneath them, sending them yelling down below deck. Bucky rings its bell happily]
Skully: Way to go, Bucky! [Crew runs out on deck]
Jake: [Laughs] You sure took the wind out of their sails! Are you OK? [Bucky's bell rings to reply]
Hook: Ah-ha! [Hook and Smee jumps up on deck from below, a little rugged] So it's you puny pirates who have been causing all the problems!
Izzy: Yay-hey, no way! We're not the problem, you are! It wasn't very nice of you to take our ship!
Cubby: We would like Bucky back, please!
Hook: Oh! Is this your ship? They all look so much alike, I thought it was me own.
Jake: Yours?! You know this is our ship! [Angry]
Hook: All right, all right, I took your ship! Uh, you see, I'm looking for a treasure that's at the bottom of the Never Sea. [Shows his map to the crew] But my ship, the Jolly Roger, is stuck on a reef, so I must use yours to get to the sunken treasure. And nothing's going to stop me! [Sweetly then harsh] Mr. Smee? Escort these pipsqueak popinjays off the ship!
Smee: Oh, lovely performance, sir.
Hook: Thank you.
[Bucky rings its bell and opens up on the deck, a hatch door with a water cannon aimed at Hook and Smee and spray them back down below]
Everyone: Yeah! Way-hey, Bucky!
Skully: Heads up! Rocks dead ahead! [Jake runs to front of Bucky]
Jake: Come on, everybody. Help me tell Buck which way to go to get around the rocks! [To audience] When I point left, shout, "Turn left, Bucky!" When I point right, shout, "Turn right, Bucky!" Ready? Turn right, Bucky! Turn left, Bucky! [Bucky steers to Jake's directions] Turn right, Bucky! [Down below shouting, Hook and Smee wobbles side to side] Turn left, Bucky!
Hook & Smee: Whoa!
Jake: Turn right, Bucky!
Hook & Smee: Yah! [Falls into barrels]
Izzy: Yo-ho, way to GO! [Bucky rings happily] We made it through the rocks and we got four more gold doubloons! Let's grab 'em and go! [Grabs doubloons]
[Bucky rings again and toss both Hook and Smee back on deck, still in the barrels. Both emerge dizzy and covered with fruits]
Hook: Get us off this enchanted ship! [Pleading]
Izzy: If you say so, Captain Hook! All you need is a pinch of pixie dust! [Toss pixie dust over them and they float away]
Hook: Look at us, Smee! We're flying!
Smee: Oh, dear, oh, dear! [Dropping on a large wooden plank off board with Hook]
Skully: Bon you-ah-gee!
Jake: Here ya go, Captain Hook! It shouldn't take you too long to row to shore with these oars! [Toss two to Smee]
Smee: Oh, that's ever so considerate of you! [Catches oars]
Hook: Pipe down and row! [In a huff]
Smee: Piping, rowing. [Nervously starts rowing]
Everyone: Way to go! [Cheering]
Jake: Now, let's sail Bucky back to Pirate Island! [Bucky rings happily as its heads back to Pirate Island]
[On Pirate Island Beach]
Jake: Listen up, mates. How about we put all our gold doubloons into our team treasure chest? [To audience]
Way hey, well done crew,
everyone knew just what to do,
Way hey, with help from you,
It's time to count our gold doubloons.
Jake: Come on! count with us!
Cubby: One, two, three...
Jake: Four, five, six...
Izzy: Seven, eight, nine, ten!
Jake: Yo-ho! For solving pirate problems today, we got ten gold doubloons! [Doubloons drop in chest. Hears Bucky ringing its bell] Sounds like Bucky's happy to be back. Let's go give him that sweeping we promised! Come on!
[On Bucky, the crew sweeps Bucky's decks with the palm leaf brooms]
Jake: [Sighs] There ya go, Bucky! Now, you're all clean again, sparkly and totally shipshape! [Bucky rings happily; Jake laughs] Bucky says thanks for helpin' us out today! Yo-ho, Bucky-neers, way to go!
[On Never Sea, Smee is rowing still towards the Jolly Roger]
Hook: Oh, blast this day, Mr. Smee! I'm wet and cold, I have no treasure to speak of, and my ship, the Jolly Roger, can't even sail! How can things get any worse?! [Behind Hook, the Jolly Roger sinks]
Smee: Uh... captain?
Hook: What, Smee? What?!
Smee: Oh, never mind.